Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 24, 2000

Transcript:

Snoopy: *typing* The Gift. It was the holiday season. She and her husband decided to attend a performance of King Lear. It was their first night out together in months. During the second act one of the performers became ill. The manager of the theater walked onto the stage, and asked, "Is there a doctor in the house?" Her husband stood up, and shouted, "I have an honorary degree from Anderson College!" It was at that moment when she decided not to get him anything for Christmas.