Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 22, 2002

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Snoopy: Here's one from Iowa... and here's one from Pennsylvania... Advice For Dog Owners "Dear sir, I have a dog who continually scratches his ears... What should I do? Signed, 'Wondering'" Dear Wondering, what I'm wondering is how you can be so dumb! Take your dog to the vet right away, stupid. "Dear sir, we have three puppies who have enlarged joints and are lame... what do you think caused this, and what should we do? Signed, 'Dog Owner'" Dear Dog Owner, why don't you take up rock collecting? You're too stupid to be a dog owner. In the meantime, call your vet immediately. "Dear sir, my dog has been coughing lately... What should I do? Signed, 'Confused'" Dear Confused, you're not confused, you're just not very smart. Now, you get that dog to the vet right away before I come over and punch you in the nose! I write a very firm column!