Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 28, 2003
Transcript:
Snoopy: Ah, another letter from Woodstock! "Dear friend of friends... I am a failure... I have just washed out of Eagle camp... I feel terrible... I had always dreamed of someday being an eagle and soaring high above the clouds, but now my dreams are over... I was washed out for getting too many beak-bleeds." Poor Woodstock!