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I’d take that as a compliment. As to life insurance…Ray’s rule about life insurance is:: Never be worth more dead than alive to the person who makes your meals.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
T. Ruth Van Tramp…
FunnyDeeds almost 14 years ago
Good one—Love it!
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
there"s no bank accounting for taste.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
I’ve chosen to love you and have sex with rich guys for money.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
She’s marrying Diamondigue Jim. (ask QVC.)
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
It’s that double indemnity life insurance policy that makes my heart so warm.
aarken almost 14 years ago
Best tell her to marry someone else NOW!
Ray_C almost 14 years ago
I’d take that as a compliment. As to life insurance…Ray’s rule about life insurance is:: Never be worth more dead than alive to the person who makes your meals.
Knightman Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Says the woman with the pearl necklace.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I know she loves me. The arsenic and strychnine are in different jars for safety.
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
Must be a very hot guy.
ponytail56 almost 14 years ago
he promised to give her a pearl necklace every day, and he don’t need any oysters