Pickles by Brian Crane for October 07, 2009

That’s alright, Nelson. It’s necessary for them to get that way in order to retain a smidgen of their sanity.

a very small smidgen.

Does “presumptuous” mean “prior to sumps exsisting” ?

We are too….

I’d tell him to at least leave the house for a couple hours so I could get the work done. It’s so hard to get anything done with a man around.

Macushlalondra said

…It’s so hard to get anything done with a man around.

Amen, sister!

That’s the closest yet I’ve seen of Nelson taking a cynical attitude!

Housework, if you wait long enough maybe someone else will do it.

Whenever I feel like doing housework, I just lie down until the feeling goes away!

Still, it is far better to lack daisies than to push them up.

lackadaisical has nothing to do with house work, just means he’s lazy in general

Look at the work it took to come up with that line. Give him some credit.

My husband thinks I’m complimenting him when I call him an incorrigible curmudgeon.

Here is the definition, Nelson.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lackadaisical

I only knew my maternal grandparents (until they died in October 2007 and February 2008). So I don’t remember what made them weird.

I love Pickles! Even though I never see them eat any…