The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 23, 2009
April 22, 2009
April 24, 2009
Transcript:
Preformer: Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred miiiiiinutes... Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.
margueritem over 15 years ago
So Wilkes Booth was just a lousy shot. Who knew?
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?”
stpatme over 15 years ago
Actually, “Our American Cousin” was a popular play.
Gordonne over 15 years ago
as was Rent
wicky over 15 years ago
They had popcorn then?
PaulAtreides over 15 years ago
Ha! they should be singing “Four score and seven years agoooooo”
Boomzilla over 15 years ago
I am assuming it would help if I’d seen Rent.
Dercomicczar over 15 years ago
@Boomzilla
Not really … just imagine an annoying broadway show.
MJNFPCartoonist over 15 years ago
Ha,ha,ha. Good stuff Scott.