The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 07, 2009
May 06, 2009
May 08, 2009
Transcript:
Tom Cruise: One down, four to go, Katie. 1) Make Scientology mainstream 2) Convince world marriage is legit 3) Appear on Oprah - look relatable 4) Win Oscar 5) Purchase footstool
Tom Cruise is exceptionally strange. Still and all, he’s a pretty good actor, and he made at least a couple of good movies. Minority Report in particular, and Born on the Fourth of July.
It might be a sign of end-times that anybody actually credits Scientology as a religion, but I guess if you got your acolytes, you got yourself a religion, especially if the altar boys are insanely rich.
On the other hand, John Travolta is a good actor and a Scientologist, and he’s managed not to be entirely nuts.
I had NO idea who this was or why he was writing these things on the wall until one of the commentors mentioned it. I think this panel should have come out and tell us who it was because it doesn’t look anything like Cruise.
margueritem over 15 years ago
You’ve got a long way to go to accomplish the other four…
vlechtja over 15 years ago
someone beat marg today
Hugh B. Hayve over 15 years ago
I’m thinking he’s not going to need a new ladder.
pwbritt Premium Member over 15 years ago
I apologize for my stupitude, but would someone please explain this cartoon to me?
Now I get it…It’s Tom Cruise…
c00k13m0n5t3r over 15 years ago
Excuse me, isn’t #2 a bit unnecessary?
cleokaya over 15 years ago
cOOk. The rumor is that Tom Cruise is gay and his marriages are to keep him a top romantic lead.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
ooo, number 5 is a shot at short people everywhere
boozoothatswho over 15 years ago
Tom Cruise is exceptionally strange. Still and all, he’s a pretty good actor, and he made at least a couple of good movies. Minority Report in particular, and Born on the Fourth of July.
It might be a sign of end-times that anybody actually credits Scientology as a religion, but I guess if you got your acolytes, you got yourself a religion, especially if the altar boys are insanely rich.
On the other hand, John Travolta is a good actor and a Scientologist, and he’s managed not to be entirely nuts.
Yukoneric over 15 years ago
Some people are so stupid they think they’re smarter than the rest of us.
eardroppings over 15 years ago
I had NO idea who this was or why he was writing these things on the wall until one of the commentors mentioned it. I think this panel should have come out and tell us who it was because it doesn’t look anything like Cruise.
wicky over 15 years ago
As a short person, I solved No.5 by marrying a tall wife. and why oh why would anyone want to appear on oprah???
Digital Frog over 15 years ago
Face it Tom, it’s Mission Impossible
coffeeturtle over 15 years ago
LOL!! Looks just like them too!
DerekA over 15 years ago
What I want to know is how the list got so high on the wall - I suspect Katie did it out of meanness.
Cameloo over 15 years ago
Going backwards up the list,I see
admwrlk Premium Member over 12 years ago
OOOh, haunting