The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 12, 2009

Hee hee hee

Hmm, I’ve never heard of that last one. I thought she was hired to dust the piano and candlabra.

Honest politicians

I’ve seen pics f all of them…. last one scared me the most

And don’t forget the genuine surplus US Army Jeep for only $50

well, if you mention the surplus jeep, then I have to mention the SEE THROUGH X RAY GLASSES, THAT REALLY REALLY WORK! , showing a picture of a kid looking through them at someone and seeing the skeleton

Liberace did have a girlfriend–rock hudson in drag!

How ‘bout Ellen D’s BOYFRIEND!!!

Hysterical.

i think ellen is the boy in that couple

Yes, that would make the idea of The Degenerate having a BOYFRIEND even MORE MYTHICAL*.

I’m a mermaid who drives a pegasus very fast because I have a big foot. I also dated Liberace. He loved to be known as a “pianist”