Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 04, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    Can I see your fishing license?

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    Net1360  almost 16 years ago

    …and regestration if you would, please.

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    Digital Frog  almost 16 years ago

    Here’s a good one I came across: A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?” “Reading a book,” she replies. (thinking isn’t that obvious?) “You’re in a restricted fishing area”, he informs her. “I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading. “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up. “If you do I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman. “But I have not even touched you,” says the game warden. “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.” “Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

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    Rolfi  almost 16 years ago

    It would be great if you did a series of idiots like this game warden.

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    margueritem  almost 16 years ago

    DigitalFrog: That’s one of my favorite jokes. :-)

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    m_ortal  almost 16 years ago

    We need him on the express lane. Best response I ever heard was when a character started emptying his cart on the express belt. The cashier looked at him and said, “And which ten items will you be purchasing today?”

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    Dorian  almost 16 years ago

    That’s a great one DigitalFrog (and Margueritem)!

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