Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 01, 2004

Transcript:

Dusty: I think that I shall never see, a poodle, half as hot as me, Dusty: I go to mirrors to check my hair, but I'm always thrilled by what I find there, Dusty: I'm like the Fonz, Brad Pitt, Don Juan, all rolled up with a fur suit on, Dusty: The women love me, my ears, my eyes, Britney calls me her "fuzzy surprise," Dusty: So, don't be shocked by my bent halo... Dusty: If I end up the next guy married to J.Lo.