Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 03, 2011

He wasn’t. He was reading “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” :D :D :D

Bonus!

My client has total recall. You said you wanted to get back the figure you had when you were an extra in Arnold films.

It must have been the Anne Boleyn surgery.

Simple mistake. She came in with last week’s coupon for $25 off, and he gave her THIS week’s special instead — buy two get one free.

EdCole — wouldn’t the Anne Boleyn special be a headectomy?

Wot? Is she complaining that she has become too popular with the boys?

Mrs. Triple Nipple.

Ah, this place is a forum of culture! Any references to “The Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six”, Eccentrica Gallumbits, are most welcome. Am still fascinated by any character whose erogenous zones start some distance form her actual body.

that’s what she gets for spending thousands of dollars to have a toxic substance implanted in her body so that she can be more of a sex object.

@Susansunshine – That came later. She actually was reported to have had three of them.

Where is the like button?

She wanted to be one better than the Double Mint Twins.

It’s a defect that runs in the family, don’t cha’ know! Her mom and sister have the same problem.

What’s the problem? Her nose looks fine to me!:-P

Hi GoodQ — Dnicholls (right?) — good to see you too!

Next up is her divorce hearing, all because her husband backed the plaintiff on this one.