The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 28, 2009

Whoa, the last one is the scariest!!!!

“Amazon Women on the Moon” already did a version of the first one.

how about:

‘THE FRY’

Tokyo is saved by a giant fryswatter!

god, that is SO bad! I apologize….. I should just hit “cancel” I really shouldnt “post comment” this one….. I really shouldnt…. oh, screw it…..

Here’s my top horror movie flicks…

CREATURE FROM THE BACK OF THE BABOON - A baboon visits the proctologist only to find his multi-colored baboon butt has been taken over by aliens from Uranus.

NIGHTMARE ON ALMS STREET - a pencil seller losses everything and the points on his pencils break. He loses his cardboard box and is forced to get a real job.

The EXERCISE-IST - A fat, little girl discovers she’s possessed and can’t stop consuming mass quantities of Twinkies and Ho-hos. She decides to buy a Wii Fit and turn into a Vegan. Once the exercise begins, her head begins to spin around, and all the greens come spewing from her like a mouthful of pea soup from Niagara Falls.

‘Texas Chainsaw Mascara - This “lasher” film is a story of a girl who stayed in the sun too long. The people of her small community think she is wearing a leather mask, but it is truly her own dermis. When she discovers NO amount of make-up can cover the sun’s ultraviolet damage or hide her shame, she goes on a rampage with her father’s chainsaw to even the score. THis is the true and inspiring horror film based on autobiographical accounts of the woman who invented Avon.

I think that T-shirt guy lives next door to me - always has a “fresh” brewskie in his hand, & the hood popped on his cluncker - to give the impression that he’s just takin’ a break from checkin’ th’ fluids.

I think eardroppings might have some good movie ideas!

I applaud your comments eardroppings person! that took some thought