Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 27, 2009

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    Yukoner  over 15 years ago

    Be careful about the birth certificate. It may put you several decades out of her league.

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    tbree  over 15 years ago

    Jennifer doesn’t look like a spring chicken herself.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 15 years ago

    And your bottle of Viagra.

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    COWBOY7  over 15 years ago

    Ask for her birth certificate too!

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    jopado  over 15 years ago

    There’s gotta be a way to get next to a chick like this without birth certificates and pills. But sadly, I haven,t found it.

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    Dkram  over 15 years ago

    Jennifer is a byrd with nice drumstix.

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    wicky  over 15 years ago

    Birth certificate hell, it’s her baggage check you need to see, and she looks like she has oodles of baggage.

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    EarlWash  over 15 years ago

    God help you when she wakes up in the morning without her makeuup on. Where’s the window?

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    jpozenel  over 15 years ago

    tbree said: “Jennifer doesn’t look like a spring chicken herself.”

    ———————————————————————————— How about a spring duck?

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    GeneGene  over 15 years ago

    Since they ‘re birds wouldn’t it be a “Hatched Certificate?”

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    EarlWash  over 15 years ago

    “Spring duck? How about a sprung goose?

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    jrbj  over 15 years ago

    Actually, she has a droopy beak and is obviously past her prime.

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    EarlWash  over 15 years ago

    Past her prime? She had one?

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