Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 06, 2006

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Dusty: So, wait. You, my future self, have come back to tell me to avoid a certain flavor of ice cream? Yes, Dusty. This flavor is your undoing. You can't stop eating it. Your weight triples. You end up owning thousands to Jenny Craig. I've spent years getting back to this size. What is it? Crack-flavored? "Caramel liver snap explosion"! There! I've said it!