Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 11, 2006

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Newsman: The world stands paralyzed as an enormous clown wreaks havoc on the downtown. Officials fear the grease painted monster is headed for the town's famous cream pie district. How can he be stopped? Is there anyone who can save us? Wink: This looks like a job for Superwink! Dusty: Seriously? "Superman Returns" opened weeks ago. Pete: Yeah. Timely this isn't.