The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 20, 1999

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Dear Santa, You don't know me and I don't know you. I ain't the type to be believin' no fairy tales and sweatin' some fat dude at the mall. But when it comes to my cheddar, I don't take chances. See, I don't know if you exist or not, but if you do, and you been hittin' all these other kids off, but failed to bless Esco - we got beef, kid. Word! Fortunately for you, I know two words that save ya life, son... ...Platinum jewelry. (And put some ice on that) Signed, R. Esco