The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 01, 2001
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Voice from TV: President Bush, following up yesterday's ban on civilian psychic activity, announced the "Psychic Selective Service Act," whereby Americans with paranormal abilities would be required to register for a possible draft into the FBI or the CIA. Attorney General Ashcroft said today: "We're letting the terrorists know we mean business--that we'll find them even if we have to use spooky metaphysical and/or supernatural means to do so!" Said one psychic, who wished not to be identified, "I knew this would happen."