The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 13, 2002
January 12, 2002
January 14, 2002
Transcript:
Riley: I'm speaking to you about a current events situation, so listen up! It is now official that I, Riley Freeman, have some additional aliases for the new year. Y'all know about Riley Escobar, AKA Yosemite Sam...but from this point on, you can call me Kevlar Moneyclips, k'numsayin'...due to the invincibility of my cash flow and things of that nature...Matter of fact, I can also subsequently be referred to as J.R. Paperstack or, better yet, Loius Rich, ya heard?! Again, due to the fact that fiscally I'm extremely grandiose at this juncture, do recognize the realness of each name and make sure your pronunciation is tight! Teacher: Is there any chance that Mr. Moneyclips actually did his book report, or did he spend all of his time over winter break making up colorful names for himself? Riley: I also made up some names for you. Wanna hear?
FrostbiteFalls about 1 month ago
It’s so laughable the way Riley thinks everyone owes him instant, unconditional respect. For all his bluster, he really, really needs a collective reply along the lines of “Who the #%*& are you?” And BTW, Louis Rich is a company that makes lunchmeat.
unculture 10 days ago
Riley sure is eloquent when it doesn’t count.