The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for January 14, 2002

Transcript:

Riley: I'm speaking to you about a current events situation, so listen up! It is now official taht I, Riley Freeman, have some additional aliases for the new year. Y'all know about Riley Excobar, A.K.A. Yosemite Sam - but from now on you can call me Kevlar Moneyclips. Knoumsayin' due to the invincibility of my cash flow and things of that nature. Matter of fact, I can also subsequently be refferred to as J.R. Paperstack or better yet, Louis Rich. Ya hear?! Again, due to the fact that riscally I'm extremely grandose at this juncture do recognize the realness of each name! And make sure your pronunciation is tight! Teacher: Is there any chance that Mr. Moneyclips actually did his book report, or did he spend all of his time over winter break making up colorful names for himself? Riley: I also make up some names for you. Wanna hear?