Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 10, 2009

Bad idea, guys…..

Carchedons home on meat, not electronic lures: too late, Broomie. –Hope you’ve got your broom handy to evacuate (Gaylord can fly off on his own, presumably)!

Not a good time to go swimming guys.

Are they FINished now? Or are they going to FINagle their way out.

Anyone got a good recipe for shark fin soup?

Sharks are the reason why I swim only in lakes, rivers, and swimming pools.

I have seen what water can do to big ships.

What can´t it do to little me?

I had no idea Broomhilda live on Cape Cod, MA

Right idea…wrong species.

Sisyphos, this is BroomHilda, and here cartoon physics rules. That’s the reason why great whites are loving Gaylord’s electronic lure therein.

Doctor Toon, Broomie’s ZAP! is always unavailable when she really needs it, apparently for the same reason. Is there a carafe of your nuclear coffee aboard that rowboat?

@Rakkav: the alternative is the lure attracted the fish and the fish attracted the sharks.

I scuba dive and fly small airplanes. My neighbors drive in Atlanta traffic and think I’m crazy.

What do you mean you forgot to pack the energy drink?

Go skinny-dipping, Broomie – that’ll scare the sharks away.

i think they need a bigger boat

@Saucy1121: Now we’re thinking!