So, does the mailman work heaven only or does he have to
go to hell?
Probably two different routes…..the one in heaven has nothing but friendly , docile dogs , all happy to see you…
the one in hell ,every delivery has ferocious pit bulls who lurk behind burning bushes and charge, bring down and chomp on the unsuspecting mailman…
.every day for eternity…
the mailman in heaven has perfect weather at all times and his feet never get tired and every piece delivered is good news to grateful customers, all of whom love the post office and everybody who works there…..
in hell, well, its pretty hot for one thing……….
margueritem over 15 years ago
Don’t you just hate that post mortem mail?
calvinandquestionmark over 15 years ago
Marg Yeah, they are sent from the dead letter office.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 15 years ago
You just had to make that your avatar, did you Margueritem? Ugh! [Vomiting Profusely]
Jaws2z over 15 years ago
I’ll bet he’s still getting credit card bills too.
bald over 15 years ago
i get mail and such for my late wife and she passed away 9 years ago, and i moved to another city
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
So, does the mailman work heaven only or does he have to go to hell? Probably two different routes…..the one in heaven has nothing but friendly , docile dogs , all happy to see you… the one in hell ,every delivery has ferocious pit bulls who lurk behind burning bushes and charge, bring down and chomp on the unsuspecting mailman… .every day for eternity… the mailman in heaven has perfect weather at all times and his feet never get tired and every piece delivered is good news to grateful customers, all of whom love the post office and everybody who works there….. in hell, well, its pretty hot for one thing……….
musings from an ex letter carrier
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 15 years ago
bald: my father has been gone 32 years and we still get mail addressed to him. One quick way of knowing it’s junk.
Khard12 over 15 years ago
And the USPS wonders why there has been a drop in business.