Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 18, 2009

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    Poor Drac, I feel your pain.

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    Aurion  almost 15 years ago

    On the bright side, think of how fang-tastic a deterrent that could be against vampire slaying cheerleaders! It’ll drive them positively batty.

    … yeah, okay. I know, I know. Those puns really bite.

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    Edcole1961  almost 15 years ago

    That coffin will be the death of him.

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    carmy  almost 15 years ago

    That would have been a lot worse if he had a headache too.

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    COWBOY7  almost 15 years ago

    Someone put the final nail in the coffin.

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    fbmce  almost 15 years ago

    As one casket said to the other casket :

    “Is that you coffin?”

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    woodwork  almost 15 years ago

    No worries Drac…just find a grade schooler to open it for you

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I know an old lady living alone and taking medicine for arthritic hands. They put a childproof cap on her meds.

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    Yukoneric  almost 15 years ago

    Cut my finger this morning on a “child proof” container…….. Stupid kids, stay out of my stuffffffffff.

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