Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 22, 2001

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling An Australopithecine With A Job. Yes, Charley has found himself gainful employment! Charley: My own cubicle! It pays to pad your resume! At the water cooler, Charley instinctively takes cautious sips as we furtively scans the hallways for superiors. Charley: Predators always pick you off at the water hole. Then it's back to work, work, work. Charley: This paper looks like it should go here, this one maybe should be put in an envelope, I'll throw this one out... Before long, it's time for a coffee break. Man: Hey, you ATE all the non-dairy creamer! Charley: Oh...sorry! There's plenty of this "White-Out" stuff left -- I didn't like that. Charley commits an office faux pas when he's a bit too heavy on the men's room banter. Charley: Say, Mr. Karp, did you catch "Full House" last night? But Charley's final blunder is getting caught using the copy machine for improper purposes. Charley: How do you know it was ME? Boss: Who ELSE could have a butt THIS hairy? Charley: At least I made it out of there with some office supplies.