Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 23, 2002

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Strategies leaked from the Pentagon now in popular magazine format $3.95 Nuclear Posture Review Apr. '02 Nuclear Weapons: They're not just for deterrence anymore! 101 Everyday Uses For Nuclear Bombs Rambunctious nations Unclogging drains Gophers Practical jokes Geopolitical point-maker Gentlemen, Start Your Engines! Now the U.S.'s nuclear policy helps other nations to find more uses for THEIR nukes! The '03 Bombs Have Been Released! - Bunker Bustin' Capabilities! - Designer colors _ Bigger Tailfins! Coverboy George W. Bush serves up a heapin' helping: "Mmm...these are so great! I'm gonna make sure everybody wants some." Bringing Nuclear War Closer To You TM