Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 19, 2004

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Hollywood Tales Tom Cruise in "3 plot devices" plus a Surprise Ending [Don't Look! Tom: I just want a quiet day... with no publicity! Ding Dong Norman: Hi, Tom! Tom: It's my identical cousin, Norman! Come in! Let me just take the spanakopita out of the oven... Norman: I'll help, Tom... Bonk! Norman: Who am I? Who are you? Tom: Yikes! You've got amnesia! I'll get my first aid kit! Norman: What's first aid? Julia: There you are, Tom! Norman: Who are you? Julia: Your neighbor, Julia Roberts, silly! Listen, I told my father, Brian Dennehy, that we're married! And now he's coming to visit! Pretend you're my husband! Brian: So, you finally landed my little filly, eh, Tom? Julia: Oh no. Paparazzi! Next Day Tom: I wonder where Norman went yesterday. Oh well... I guess I'll read the paper. Oh no! The Hollywood Times Tom Cruise Invents Cotton Gin Will Transform the South Also likes Spinach Pie