Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 10, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Laugh, Clown, Laugh Horse Manure Inc. SPLOOCH Man: I hope you've found my misfortune amusing! 60/24/365, The Comic That Elapses In Real Time Man: ..H... Man: ...A... Man: ...PP... Next Week: The word's exciting conclusion The Epic/ Brutal Report Man: Hey, two-dollar shots at Mulligan's tonight! Men: EPIC! Man: ...but the sun just exploded, and we have eight minutes to live. Men: BRUTAL! Ridiculous-Plot-Contrivance-Man Villain: I don't have time to kill or even unmask you... Villain: ...so instead, I'm leaving you in this elaborately constructed contraption! Ta-ta! Ridiculous-Plot-Contrivance-Man: If...I...can just reach...that button... RPCM PRESS TO TURN TRAP OFF Comics For Dogs Man: Where's the stick? Man: Where's the STICK?! Uncle Cap'n's Cell Phone Animations Uncle Cap'n: Ahoy and whatever. OK, I heard there's lots of dough in these new-fangled phone cartoons. So, cut these pictures out, and tape 'em to yer phone. Uncle Cap'n: Now flip 'em, and you've downloaded yer cartoon. Boy: This is lame! FLIP Uncle Cap'n: So, send me $5 each time you use it, to: Uncle Cap'n c/o Hardee's Substance Abuse Clinic Davis, SC Boy: Hey let me back in!