Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 03, 2011

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    Icemanx  almost 14 years ago

    Throw in a Volcanic eruption while you are at it..

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    If there are enough rocks left, perhaps the Fink, too.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 14 years ago

    People in hell need ice water too…That don’t mean they get it.

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    boldyuma  almost 14 years ago

    It’s easy Wiz….just give them a Pink Floyd Concert..(Shine On You Crazy Diamond)

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    thirdguy  almost 14 years ago

    No problem on the lightning storm, however, the eclipse and the earthquake, and going to cost extra!

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 14 years ago

    ’an center them all on the White Hous……er…uhh castle.

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    Twain may have some copyright infringement problems with “A Connecticut Yankee in King Author’s Court” Don’t worry, we have lots of unemployed lawyers in Southern New England and a well deserved reputation.

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    dsom8  almost 14 years ago

    Harold Camping wannbe?

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    odeliasimone  almost 14 years ago

    It was dark for 3 hours (eclipse) and an earthquake and the heavy curtain that enclosed the holy place was split in two from the top to the bottom after Jesus died as well.

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    lin4869  almost 14 years ago

    I also thought about that.

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    ilsapadu  almost 14 years ago

    Can’t he just pull the fire alarm?

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