Close to Home by John McPherson for June 04, 2011

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    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    Don’t insult your asses!

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    Judging by its facial expression, there seems to be something wrong with his ass.

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    Woody157  over 13 years ago

    And the donkeys don’t seem very happy either.

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    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    They look like costume donkeys.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 13 years ago

    What jackass came up with that idea?

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 13 years ago

    Note: “Jackass” and "Fart* are the only two words that I don’t find offensive.

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    mdcatdad  over 13 years ago

    I think it would have been funnier if they’d been “riding” hobby horses

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Get off your asses and walk!!!

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    cbrsarah  over 13 years ago

    Either those cops are extremely tall or they couldn’t find taller donkeys. Mules would have been better.

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    phuhknees  over 13 years ago

    I don’t get it: why are they walking around with smelly piñatas between their legs?

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    Fogger_man  over 13 years ago

    Which ass is talking, the one with four legs or the one with two?

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    lin4869  over 13 years ago

    They look like pinatas!

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    emmefb  over 13 years ago

    Who’s line is it anyway? The cops or the donkeys?

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    daskooch  over 13 years ago

    Subtract 2 traditional American horsepower and add 2 fiscally motivated (undocumented alien) donkey-power plus 2 pig-power and, though breifly leaving the park unsupervised, they get to the donut shop 3 minutes earlier than the pre-cut model. And who said “Change” wasn’t working?

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