Okay, I'm going to quiz you. I'll give you an event and you tell me the date. Piece o' cake! Gettyshburg Addressh June 23rd, 2011! You can't posshibly be thish shtupid. The 22nd? No! The 24th!
I’ve never done a Nate birthday strip because I don’t want to nail down his exact birth date. But I have mentioned in past strips that Nate’s a Scorpio!
A woman asks her husband to make a run to the grocery store. “Buy a carton of milk. And if they have fresh eggs, get a half dozen.” The husband goes out, and returns with six cartons of milk. Wife: “Why did you buy SIX cartons of milk?!?”Husband: “They had fresh eggs.”
But I bet Nate knows the exact date David Ortiz hit every one of his home runs, when Clay Buchholtz no-hit the Orioles (9/1/07), and every interception Tom Brady’s ever thrown.
Knightman Premium Member about 13 years ago
No just mentally challenged.
twstd about 13 years ago
haha I love this comic
lutherg1 about 13 years ago
Nate’s just warming up!
arson549 about 13 years ago
Speaking of dates, this strip reminded me that I have never seen a Big Nate birthday strip. Have any of you guys?
OldestandWisest about 13 years ago
At least Nate does know what day it is.
bignate creator about 13 years ago
I’ve never done a Nate birthday strip because I don’t want to nail down his exact birth date. But I have mentioned in past strips that Nate’s a Scorpio!
paulie10 about 13 years ago
i love this comic!!
burleigh2 about 13 years ago
Oh, Nate will ALWAYS exceed your expectations… unfortunately, it’s often to the negative side. ;-)
Comic Minister Premium Member about 13 years ago
That’s today date Nate. Date Nate get it!
mac47 about 13 years ago
Oy vey!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Peter says, “You can’t Posshibly be thish Shtupid!”
Yes, yes he can Peter! LOL!
jadelovesjelly about 13 years ago
Not TODAYS date, Nate. Peter should have been more specific
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
Reminds me of a joke:
A woman asks her husband to make a run to the grocery store. “Buy a carton of milk. And if they have fresh eggs, get a half dozen.” The husband goes out, and returns with six cartons of milk. Wife: “Why did you buy SIX cartons of milk?!?”Husband: “They had fresh eggs.”
Bucinka about 13 years ago
But I bet Nate knows the exact date David Ortiz hit every one of his home runs, when Clay Buchholtz no-hit the Orioles (9/1/07), and every interception Tom Brady’s ever thrown.
Tater about 10 years ago
The 24th? That’s tomorrow! You’re such an idiot, Nate! No offense!
readitup03 over 8 years ago
sparkbell, he’s in 6th grade, if he had a birthday he’d be in 7th grade
spyroclub1 over 5 years ago
November 19, 1863
a non-E mouse over 5 years ago
Yes, definitely tomorrow.
Big Nates' Teddy! almost 5 years ago
yes, he is
Big Nates' Teddy! almost 5 years ago
" a pure girls secret story "
Big Nates' Teddy! almost 5 years ago
frickin ads brah
Floofy dogger over 4 years ago
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Thunderbolt Boss over 3 years ago
Oh. My. God. Nate is an idiot.
Arcery over 3 years ago
Where could he have possibly gotten that date from?
hockey man over 3 years ago
THAT FIRST DATE IS TODAY
Over-Confident Nate (Comic Reviewer) over 3 years ago
thats today
Thunderbolt Boss about 3 years ago
November 19, 1863 Nate.
Miri Tallstag about 3 years ago
facepalm june 23, 2011 is the date this strip came out nice one Lincoln
Aero 64 about 3 years ago
Heavy: Stupid!!
Mario Kart over 2 years ago
Peter, Nate can possibly be that stupid.
Teddy da boss over 2 years ago
finally gets every word correct
STUFF ENJOYER 4 months ago
That’s the date, Nate.