Eat twice, Burl, just in case you go over by a few seconds. We wouldn’t want you to feel faint, now would we? Besides, if you faint, then the EMT’s might have a hard time picking you up, you being so big and muscular, y’know.
Burl will add the planned meals to the ones he already eats, and the (high calorie) “energy” drinks and snacks to the Twinkies, chips and Ho-Hos he already consumes.After doing three more 5-minute workouts in the next four days, he’ll write a letter threatening to sue the company cos he hasn’t lost weight yet.The company, being a rip-off outfit that markets impossible dreams to the gullible, will toss the letter into the “round file”, knowing that the lawyer Burl mentions is a fabrication and he’s too cheap and lazy to actually sue.A Battle of Titans.
Sure, Burl. Now that you’re exercising, you can now eat double the junk food you were eating before. I know he wouldn’t dream of following the recommended diet.
If Burl even bothered to read diet info that probably comes with even rip-off junk like that, he might accidentally learn something usful – Heaven Forbid! I know I bore people talking about my diet but I AM proud to have brought my cholesterol to 181 just by eating and working out.
Good Burl…….. Ask Joy to check so you don’t have to move…………. By the way, the instructions are on the floor……. Just swing around and pick them up with your foot…………. NOT
margueritem over 13 years ago
Found it, Grog. Yes, do eat before your 5 minutes, Burl…
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
Found it too,……………not too hard this time.Good morning, Everyone
mikie2 over 13 years ago
Eat twice, Burl, just in case you go over by a few seconds. We wouldn’t want you to feel faint, now would we? Besides, if you faint, then the EMT’s might have a hard time picking you up, you being so big and muscular, y’know.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Burl will add the planned meals to the ones he already eats, and the (high calorie) “energy” drinks and snacks to the Twinkies, chips and Ho-Hos he already consumes.After doing three more 5-minute workouts in the next four days, he’ll write a letter threatening to sue the company cos he hasn’t lost weight yet.The company, being a rip-off outfit that markets impossible dreams to the gullible, will toss the letter into the “round file”, knowing that the lawyer Burl mentions is a fabrication and he’s too cheap and lazy to actually sue.A Battle of Titans.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Sure, Burl. Now that you’re exercising, you can now eat double the junk food you were eating before. I know he wouldn’t dream of following the recommended diet.
Me too, marg. today’s was an easy find.
vldazzle over 13 years ago
If Burl even bothered to read diet info that probably comes with even rip-off junk like that, he might accidentally learn something usful – Heaven Forbid! I know I bore people talking about my diet but I AM proud to have brought my cholesterol to 181 just by eating and working out.
InTraining Premium Member over 13 years ago
Good Burl…….. Ask Joy to check so you don’t have to move…………. By the way, the instructions are on the floor……. Just swing around and pick them up with your foot…………. NOT
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I have a friend on that NutraSystem Diet. She wastes so much money on that, and when she does weight, she puts it right back on again anyway.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
That is supposed to be “when she does LOSE weight”. .
WISH WE HAD THE EDIT BUTTONS BACK!
uphambradley over 13 years ago
Energy Slurp LOL.
vldazzle over 13 years ago
Thank you, Montana!
vldazzle over 13 years ago
@Dry-just copyclip and delete and edit the new paste; it is a bother but the same as I do in FB where there is also no edit.