Monty by Jim Meddick for June 22, 2011
June 21, 2011
June 23, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: After those punks vandalized mky lawn sculpture, I bought a surveillance camera with a 2,500-hour capacity DVR. Now I'm checking last night's recording to see if th' punks came back... CB3: What? Slow down! Monty: You're right! There they are! Baseball hats... hoodies! Can't see faces... #*@! They defaced my lawn gnome! And now they're comin' near the camera.... and they're... they... #*@! MB3: They stole the surveillance camera.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
I bet that surveillance camera rig cost a pretty penny, too! But, on the positive side, they hit the lawn gnome, and that’s not all bad!
oldpine52 over 13 years ago
Sounds like moondog.
rockngolfer over 13 years ago
That is what has happened at our community pool. Twice.
2011worldchamps over 13 years ago
Monty three words, motion activated mini-guns (is that four words?) anyway it worked in “Aliens”.
James Lindley Premium Member over 13 years ago
You’re not getting your camera back either. We already sold it. Bwahahahahaha!