Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 12, 2011

A bib so the grease from the chips doesn’t drip on you would be apropos Flo.

Andy tries to show you a good time and spend your money for you and you’re sarcastic Flo?

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless wife! Away, away!

Andy you old fool then you blew it. Poor Flo.

Geez Flo, isn’t that better than nothing? At least he wants to take you out somewhere. Of course, you’re paying, but at least you’re going out.

Don’t forget Andys crown.

Certainly wear it, Flo, you look lovely in your tiara.

Thankless wife? What, she should be thankful for Andy?

And a ball gown of corse..\\//_

Thankfully, Andy doesn’t have a sarcastic bone in his body.

Isn’t the “Dog & Duck” just down the street from the “Moose & the Goose”?

I’d say take what you can get Flo. And bring your purse, as the man says.

Then put on your tiara and go to the Queens Arms and live it up!