Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 08, 1985
Transcript:
Narrator: Our hero, the baliant Spaceman Spiff, is marooned on a strange world... Calvin: I'll set my neutralizer on "deep fat fry." Miss Wormwood: Calvin! You're not paying attention! Narrator: ...We join Spaceman Spiff on the distant planet Zorg... Monster: Fronk! Argh! Calvin: Zounds! Narrator: Trapped by a hideous Graknil, Spiff draws his trusty atomic napalm neutralizer! Clavin: Chen electric death snarling cur! Narrator: But the weapon is useless! Spiff is doomed!! Our hero makes a bread and ducks into a nearby cave! Calvin: Weeooo! What's that awful smell? Man: Who was that? Man: Beats me Fred.
lkhendricks over 16 years ago
your comics are amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheHercules almost 15 years ago
That was brilliant
comicgirl1000 over 14 years ago
i love it
masterturtle over 14 years ago
3rd panel smile of the obliviousXD
bmonk about 14 years ago
No, but he mertilized some deep fat into frying, apparently.
comixmaster1000 almost 14 years ago
I love it!
atomicluke almost 13 years ago
ZOUNDS!
Starfollower777 almost 13 years ago
I’m surprised that there are teachers in school that don’t know Calvin.
yow4zip Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This is a harrowing tale.
big NateRocks over 12 years ago
funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunny
CalvinAndHobbesAreTheReasonIJoined about 12 years ago
OMG THOSE TEACHERS ARE AT MY SCHOOL
xall2h1 over 11 years ago
LOL. Bill, you are a genius and I hope you decide to make more calvin and hobbes!
VRAssassinCreed about 10 years ago
Spaceman spiff does it again
dchur123 almost 10 years ago
What the-
Stellagal over 9 years ago
If the school photographer could have captured panel 3, Calvin’s parents would have been blissfully happy.
Godfrey's sugar daddy 69 over 8 years ago
He never got caught
Kevin Walker Premium Member almost 7 years ago
What exactly is going on in the teachers’ lounge? The lights were off when Spaceman Spiff entered!?!
Jboy1 returns :D about 6 years ago
I don’t want to know what he’s imagining the gun as.
LemonDemon about 4 years ago
the comic is good
Pets of the comics almost 4 years ago
this is like snoopy in peanuts.
pg3dhahayes almost 4 years ago
Second “Spaceman spiff”
Nate Arbuckle, Quincy and Hobbes. over 3 years ago
This is one of my favorite comics.