Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 09, 1985
December 08, 1985
December 10, 1985
Transcript:
Voices on TV: Oh, Mary, you look ravishing in that skimpy negligee! Mmm... Darling, Don't you wish we were married? But we are! ...Or did you mean to each other? I've got to have you! Let's murder our spouses! Murder?! You sick animal! I love it when you talk that way! Come here! Calvin: Sometimes I think I learn more when I stay home from school.
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GabriellaMH over 16 years ago
You actually do learn more. Calvin is a prime example of that.
masterturtle about 14 years ago
im still having trouble unlearning all that junk taught in school. haha
ricpent about 14 years ago
I learn more when….Oh nevermind, this place is (BLEEP) city!
ajitp about 14 years ago
there is no education like a bit of juvenile unsupervised TV watching..
hobbsfriend about 14 years ago
OH MY!
Sylvannis almost 14 years ago
NOT age apropriate, calvin!
bmonk over 13 years ago
At Calvin’s age–and with his temperament–TV is rarely appropriate. Especially not daytime.
comixmaster1000 over 13 years ago
When did Calvin find out about soap operas!
Starfollower777 over 12 years ago
Kids have always been watching age inappropriate things since… well, kids have always been watching inappropriate things!
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
As The Calvin Turns.
xall2h1 over 11 years ago
Great parents for not checking on him.
katzinhatz1 almost 11 years ago
I WONDER HOW MUCH OF THIS CALVIN ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS ABOUT THAT SHOW. THIS IS F****D UP YO
tubbytabby123 over 10 years ago
that explains PART of his insanity.
heorotlinea about 10 years ago
“Mmm … darling, don’t you wish we were married?”“But we are! … or did you mean to each other?”Great stuff, Cal.
VRAssassinCreed over 9 years ago
So true
swagysharpedo1 over 9 years ago
First appearance of sick and tv
dchur123 over 9 years ago
What do you want to be when you grow up?!?!??!
dchur123 over 9 years ago
What do you want to be when you grow up?!?!??!
Godfrey's sugar daddy 69 about 8 years ago
He wants to murdur his spouse———Susie
Swayamplays over 5 years ago
my mom never lets me stay home from school
Love2laugh over 5 years ago
I was not expecting the word “negligee” to be in a kidsy cartoon strip.
Nate Wright (Mischief God) about 3 years ago
Oh Calvin smh…
Good vibes Dee Dee over 2 years ago
“Ravishing in that skimpy negligee”? No wonder the dude is kissing her. Or maybe they’re not just kissing if you know what I mean. Hubba hubba.
Odie's best friend over 2 years ago
um one sentence: DISGUSTING WHY IS A SIX YR OLD WATCHING THAT?!
Loki91308 about 2 years ago
Calvin had better have the remote with him! His mum will be up soon to check his thermometer.