Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 04, 1986

What do werewolves eat anyway? Strictly human sacrifices?

Probably weresheep and wererabbits!

DAD IS TOO SMART TO BE HIS VICTIM,LOOKING FOR SOMEONE HE CAN OUTWIT

calvin always dreams !!

His mom’ll say it’s to close to dinner to eat

No human sacrifices, you’ll spoil your appetite for dinner! You wouldn’t want that, because we are having lamb chops for dinner!

If Dad’s not careful, he could get his throat ripped open…

Dad doesn’t see it.

What do werewolves eat anyway?

Calvin, “MOM!!! What are having for dinner?!”Mom,”Fried Eggs, Pickles, Expired Milk, and Pickle Juice. That’s punishment for breaking 2 vases, Ripping Hobbes’s face, and making a monkey Pop and Lock in the Bathroom while your father was in there.” Calvin, “SORRY!!! Can we have Susie for dinner?!”Mom,”Well of course, how sweet of you? I’ll call her over.” “MUHAHAHA”Calvin thinks to himself. Susie comes over. “So, Calvin wanted me to come? Very strange.”Susie says to Calvin’s Mom. Calvin says, “Susie, come to the backyard.” Susie Says,” Okay?”Susie comes to the backyard. there is a bonfire in the backyard and a swing set over it. Calvin says let me push you on the swing!!!” Susie says,” Okay?”Calvin pushes Susie and Calvin’s Mom comes out. She Says, ” WHAT THE HELL?!” Calvin says. ” OKAY MOM, GO AHEAD AND CURSE. I DON’T CARE!!! I’M JUST A 6 YEAR OLD!!!” Susie Jumps of the swing and she jumps off SO hard that she went into the atmosphere and crashed back onto the swing set. The Swing set broke and it caught on fire. Suddenly, it rained Chocolate and the swing set sopped being on fire. The, the person from the chocolate rain music video comes and sings the song, chocolate rain. A crowd comes and says,” AWESOME!!!” And then everyone lived happily ever after. Well, except for the chocolate rain guy, he didn’t HIT puberty, he Beat it up.

He’s such a nice werewolf in panel two.

I’m surprised he didn’t go after his dad.

The full moon

Did Calvin use his transmogrifier?

He looks more like a sewer rat than a werewolf.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..

Well dad, you apparently wanted a dachshund instead of Calvin, and dogs do in fact drool sometimes. :p

1986 starting off nicely XD