Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 16, 1986
Transcript:
Susie: Hey, Calvin! Are we near a slaughterhouse, or did you forget your deodorant?! Calvin: Drop dead, Susie! You're so ugly, I hear your Mom puts a bag over your head before she kisses you goodnight!! It's shameless the way we flirt. What's it like to fall in love? Hobbes: Well, say the object of your affection walks by... Calvin: Yeah? Hobbes: First, your heart falls into your stomach and splashes your innards. All the moisture makes you sweat profusely. This condensation shorts the circuits to your brain, and you get all woozy. When your brain burns out altogether, your mouth disengates and you babble like a cretin until she leaves. Calvin: That's love?!? Hobbes: Medically speaking. Calvin: Heck, that happened to me once. But I figured it was cooties!!
KimmyCruz almost 15 years ago
eeeee! :-)
packman1970 almost 15 years ago
i think im in love!!
tjloch over 14 years ago
sounds like hobbes is speaking from experience
masterturtle over 14 years ago
hobbes is a doctor hes a proffesional in the field of love.
kpreethy over 14 years ago
well let’s see next one……….
JamminBoi about 14 years ago
what hobbes said actually sounded reasonably true hahaha
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Love Hobbes’s special effects: “get all woozy”, “babble like a cretin”. And it does make medical sense, the way he explains it.
I just wonder how the cooties are involved…
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
The flirty dozens.
NateWright over 12 years ago
Yeah…Ive never been in love love yet… my first crush (so to speak) was with a kid in first grade… two boys search me and follow me, one even calls me… :\ and im 14!!!
Starfollower777 about 12 years ago
He has the feeling right but not the reason why.
GarfieldJune19 over 10 years ago
You call THAT flirting, Calvin?
lin4869 almost 8 years ago
Cooties work like that!
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
This gives a new definition to flirting.
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
He left out some things…
illegal hacker about 2 years ago
Hobbes, you are so sweet I also like Susie as much as you do Susie is a cutie and Susie is nice, I just love the way you like Susie.
leopardglily over 1 year ago
I feel this in my soul.
ComicLover791 9 days ago
Calvin is like, oh.