Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 09, 1986
March 08, 1986
March 10, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin: How can I get some money? ...Short of earning it, I mean. I want a grenade launcher, Mom. When's Christmas? Mom: Not for a long time. Calvin: When's my birthday? Mom: Not for a long time. Calvin: When's my allowance? Mom: You spent it already. Calvin: Do I have any stocks I can cash? War bonds? Mom: Calvin, I'm trying to work! Calvin: Can I borrow some soap? Mom: Yes, you can borrow some soap. Have all the soap you want.
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masterturtle over 14 years ago
hes selling it for 5 soaps.:D
Tikhon211 about 14 years ago
grenade lancher
HobbesGirl1989 almost 14 years ago
I’d sell it for lots of Pepsi! lmao!
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Did we ever learn what Mom does when she’s working?
Dad is a patent attorney–but Mom seems to have papers and a dictionary.
!!IceFire!! over 13 years ago
BRILLIANT !!!!
NateWright over 12 years ago
lovin ya calvin!
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
Bad move, Mom.
Starfollower777 about 12 years ago
She should have suspected something when he was talking about money then asked for soap.
katzinhatz1 over 11 years ago
this cant end well
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member about 8 years ago
No war bonds until you’re at least eighteen. Sorry, Cal
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
cheep? it’s not a bird
N ¡ c o over 2 years ago
She is a stay-at-home mom. You’re right.