Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 23, 1986
Transcript:
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models. I'll be the fearless American defender of liberty and democracy. And you can be the loathsome godless communist oppressor. We're at war, so if you get hit with a dart, you're dead and the other side wins, ok? Hobbes: Gotcha. Calvin: Go! Kind of a stupid game, isn't it.
AnalogKid06 over 14 years ago
Good one. Makes me think of the ending of War Games. Only a lot more to the point with less cheesy movie.
MA3RobbyJ over 14 years ago
Goes right to the heart of the very idea of war doesn’t it?
harikv over 14 years ago
Very very true.
TheSoCalledExpert over 14 years ago
Rule #1 of War: do not war with an enemy that has a weapon arsenal equal to yours.
masterturtle over 14 years ago
CALVIN SHOULDVE SHOT EARLIER AND DODGE ROLLED>;O other than that i agree with the rest of you.
war is a natural outcome of overpopulation. the consequences become the temporary solution. wattersons take on malthusian theory i presume.
davdalx over 14 years ago
The first two frames got me thinking already. But it’s true, war really is a stupid thing
bmonk over 13 years ago
On the other hand, there are those who believe we didn’t do enough to protect the Jews (and others, like gays and Gypsies) from Hitler, or the people of Libya from their “beloved” dictator.
(Posted, of course, after the 2011 Arab-state revolutions from Tunisia to the Persian Gulf, and while Libya is in the throes of a Civil War vs. Col. Moammar Gadhafi.)
yuvrajhanspal over 13 years ago
War is actually a pointless thing….
andraa over 13 years ago
Tell’em, Calvin! War is a no-win situation.
hihigirl over 13 years ago
Hobbes, play dead.
autumn24 almost 13 years ago
Very good!!!
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
At least they have harmless weapons.
AdmiralMercurial almost 9 years ago
Some deep stuff here from B-Watt.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Spread out first. Use hill 875. You will know what I’m talking about if you know about the Vietnam war. That’s why he said Hobbes was a Communist.
ch207 about 7 years ago
Second panel is too true…
Buizel over 4 years ago
hobbes face in the 4th panel is funny
HalberCon almost 4 years ago
technically speaking, it hit calvins helmet, not calvin himself, so calvin won
suwin.supasathian about 3 years ago
Good thing that they aren’t playing real bullets.
CatDefender almost 3 years ago
War doesn’t determine who’s right. It determines who’s left.
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
Well it’s a stupid game if you play like that! Build forts out of sticks or something. On opposite sides of the yard.
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
Edit: real war sucks. But kids will be kids.. especially if they have nerf guns.
Anton Sherwood about 2 years ago
War is the health of the state. —Randolph Bourne, 1918
Biscuits about 2 years ago
true,true…
moxogeni over 1 year ago
that’s… basically war in a nutshell, neither side truly wins. The only one who wins is the reaper.
Zilba Follie about 1 year ago
Well the furry would be the communist :p