They definitely need a bigger dunce cap than that little bitty one. Although it is symbolic. And what does Joy have all over her face?? Acne?? Food Stains?? They eat like pigs.
The Pennys put a whole new spin on sedentary. Yeah, put yourself in a wheelchair, Joy. Have a little more tartar sauce on your frozen breaded and fried fish “filet”.Spin for the condiments, clap for the lights. Don’t reach for the stars, in fact, don’t reach for anything.
One day when you can’t walk across the kitchen any more, they’ll have to put you in bed, and prop you up when it’s time to feed you.Then you can watch TV all day and never have to worry about “self-help” again.
Keys to the crawl space? As fat as they are, to get under the house, they must have been magically transported to an elevated Low Country Cottage. @Susan, you nailed ’em—with a nail gun!
Back when I used to actually put the phone to my ear to hear the 1st bit of a sales call, someone called and interrupted my bench presses to tell me they had qualified me for one of those motorized chairs. I would have loved to explain the irony, but his voice was hispanic so I know it would be lost …
margueritem over 13 years ago
Found it. Lazy-R-Us, starring Joy and Burl…
gimpysgirl over 13 years ago
Oh me, where does Larson come up with this goodness? Must be her alter ego…haha
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
They definitely need a bigger dunce cap than that little bitty one. Although it is symbolic. And what does Joy have all over her face?? Acne?? Food Stains?? They eat like pigs.
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
LOVE the Hands Free Knitting Kit!!!!!!!!!!
lou_lou over 13 years ago
Quick, spin it, I wanna see who turns up (pun not intended)!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
The Pennys put a whole new spin on sedentary. Yeah, put yourself in a wheelchair, Joy. Have a little more tartar sauce on your frozen breaded and fried fish “filet”.Spin for the condiments, clap for the lights. Don’t reach for the stars, in fact, don’t reach for anything.
One day when you can’t walk across the kitchen any more, they’ll have to put you in bed, and prop you up when it’s time to feed you.Then you can watch TV all day and never have to worry about “self-help” again.
uphambradley over 13 years ago
Do they ever move? Always seems like they’re in the kitchen….or in the Laz-e-Boys in front of the TV. no wonder they need I’m-too-fat-to-walk carts…
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Some people live in the kitchen.
mikie2 over 13 years ago
Keys to the crawl space? As fat as they are, to get under the house, they must have been magically transported to an elevated Low Country Cottage. @Susan, you nailed ’em—with a nail gun!
Houndhollerer over 13 years ago
Burl, what goes around comes around…
vldazzle over 13 years ago
Back when I used to actually put the phone to my ear to hear the 1st bit of a sales call, someone called and interrupted my bench presses to tell me they had qualified me for one of those motorized chairs. I would have loved to explain the irony, but his voice was hispanic so I know it would be lost …
vldazzle over 13 years ago
@leaky – The Pennys always have food on their faces when they eat.
finale over 13 years ago
One good turn deserves another
InTraining over 13 years ago
Nice to see Burl still remembers………. how to eat with his hands……….
comicnut4636 over 13 years ago
Well, after all it is THE DINNETTE SET!!!FUNNY cartoon! Love the message boards, the keys and the notes on the phone!!!
Keep it going Julie!!
dfowensby over 13 years ago
did you ever notice, just about all the scooter drivers are quarter-tonners?
montycantsin2 over 13 years ago
Scooters are cheaper than cars.
EricAlder over 13 years ago
They were the archetypes for the people in the movie “Wall-E”
klesmiley_ Premium Member over 13 years ago
But the triangle dunce cap is hanging on the “key’s to the crawl space” hook.