Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 01, 2011

Tell her you just had pedicure and ask her about hers. Women always like to dish the dirt.

Pig, I think we need to review “interesting” here….

My milk may already be expired.

He needs to take one more step: “I’ll make dinner, if you wanna come over Monday night and help me finish it up.”But NOT the guy version: “Wanna come over Thursday and smell it?”

Pig! I’m shocked, don’t you know that looks aren’t everything?

Pig milked his pick-up line for all it was worth.

Maybe she’s lactose intolerant.

but you gotta admit, with the expiration date that close, he lives on the edge

he’s looking down at her feet.

This woman’s obviously too shallow for you Pig. Keep looking.

His gaze is a little too far down, and he’s talking about milk. Gee, I wonder what’s on his mind…

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Sing along with Sherlock: “Pretty woman… Walking down the street…”

…. They used to call me the princess of pun, but now i bow to the analogy fallacy. ..giggle. (..of composition. get it?) — i know, i know – if you have to explain it your’re probably jerry seinfield.

Someone didn’t color in their nostrils… I’m not naming names but it rhymes with Rephan Nastis.

The Pearls gang is still making trouble over in “New Adventures of Queen Victoria,” and today they’re using the most devastating weapon of all. Take a look.

“do you know how much a polar bear weighs?” “Just enough to break the ice, hi my name is ___” Im not saying Ive used that one just a suggestion.

I don’t take chances with a product that prints the date you might expire…

should have at least told her about the curl in his tail…hmmmClassic line MaxBlaze. Funny, very funny.

maybe it’s the fact that you’re a pig?

Pig’s chances with her just expired.

sniff thats so romantic!

Men do have a purpose in women’s lives. Without us, they would have nothing to laugh at or about.

I want pig as a friend. He seems the most honest caring person ever.

Pig just being his good ole’ piggy self

Me Too. Love this.

Pig spoiled his opening line.

pig just being his ole’ piggy self

I don’t think she or anyone else is interested in expire dates.

why is “next tuesday” always the expiration date on pig’s milk? (referring to an older comic)