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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 30, 1987
July 29, 1987
July 31, 1987
Transcript:
Calvin: Deep in a dank dungeon on the dismal planet zog, the fearless Spaceman Spiff is held prisoner gy the sinister Zog King. A guard leads Spiff to the interrogation room. Our hero is stoic and defiamt! Zog King: At last I meet the famed Spaceman Spiff! I trust you are ...heh heh... enjoying your visit? Calvin: You're wasting your time, maggot from mars! I'll never give in! Never, you hear me?! Never! Doctor: Kid, don't make me recant the hippocratic oath, Ok?
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HumorMeDark about 13 years ago
Recant the Hippocratic oath, if you must! But you won’t take me alive! NEVER!
bmonk over 12 years ago
Can you be spiffy in your tighty whities?
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
That’s Doctor Maggot, to you!
LadyBlanc almost 12 years ago
Shouldn’t Spiff be sitting around the torture chamber in his underwear, too?
jassonlsm76 about 9 years ago
‘Do No Harm’… unless when it comes to bratty kids who call you a ‘maggot’.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member over 8 years ago
I love how when Spiff is captured, he always uses the same opening pictures. He might change the alien, but i’m not sure. He defiantly changes the last two panels, though.
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member over 8 years ago
definitely