Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 27, 1988

Transcript:

Spaceman #1: A red spaceship on the monitor your vileness. Spaceman #2: It's that infernal Spaceman Spiff! Open fire! Calvin as Spaceman Spiff: Spaceman Spiff is hit! He aims for planet Mok, hoping to find a reputable body shop. We join our hero after a crash! Landing on the hostile planet Mok. Ominous figures appear on the horizon! The daring Spaceman Spiff lays waste with his death ray zorcher, but he is hopelessly outnumbered! Surrounded, our hero is taken prisoner, and carried to a subterranean dungeon! Monster: Still won't talk, eh, Spiff? We'll see about that! Calvin: You'll never get anything from me, space squid! Monster: You had your chance, Earthling! Take him to the interrogation room and wash his hair! Calvin: Aaugh! You got soap in my eyes on purpose! Sinister Fiend! Mom: If you'd stop thrashing around, maybe it wouldn't happen!