Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 26, 1988
Transcript:
Calvin: Si-i-i-i-ix...fi-i-i-i-ive...four-r-r-r..Three two one tag! You're "it"! Hobbes: That's not fair! Calvin: Tag! I gotcha! Hobbes: Ok. Now I'm "it" and I have to catch you. Calvin: But what about a penalty? Don't you go to "jail" and do pushups first? Hobbes: No, I'm just "it". There aren't any penalties. Calvin: None?? Don't I even get free hits? Hobbes: Free hits?! No, you don't get free hits! Calvin: Just, like, on the arm? I think you shoud have to get hit on the arm. Hobbes: I don't have to get hit at all! Calvin: Well, what about an Indian burn then? or noogies? Can I give you noogies? Hobbes: No! I'm just "it"! That's all that happens! Calvin: Ok, ok! That's all that happens! Sheesh. If you ask me, though, any game without push-ups, hits burns or noogies is a sissy game. Hobbes; Well, you can get hit if you want.
ilovemypapillon over 13 years ago
This is why they invented Calvinball
bmonk over 11 years ago
Calvin, be careful what rules you come up with. Remember—you will be “IT” next.
yow4zip Premium Member over 11 years ago
Maul him, Hobbes!
Alfyn Greengrass over 3 years ago
I bet Calvin’ll change the rules as soon as he gets tagged.