Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 23, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Yes, can I have the tool department, please? Thank you. Helly? How much are your power circular saws? I see. And your elecrtic drills? Uh-huh. How big of a bit will that hold? Really? Great. So the assignmetn is pages two through four? Ok, thanks Susie. ...Sorry about that. Do you carry acetylene torches? Ok, ring it all up. This will be on mastercard.
geomitron almost 13 years ago
uh oh…
CardChick82 almost 13 years ago
Oh My God. How did he get the card?
z4netti over 11 years ago
How does he even know all this stuff?? “Acetylene Torches”??
yow4zip Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Mom should have been tipped off by the fact that Calvin cared about his assignment.
bmonk almost 11 years ago
He’s already asked whether they have dynamite and flamethrowers. . . .
noissimbus over 3 years ago
“Sorry we only accept cash. And don’t call me Susie!”
...... 8 months ago
Calvin planned 2 billion steps ahead of his mom