The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for May 13, 2013

Let me get this straight, the first night with Kitzi (and, obviously, she’s ready) Steve sleeps on the couch? Hmm…what’s wrong with this picture?

The answer to your question is that they all have hair on their backs.

I thought there’s no use getting

Into heavy pettingIt only leads to troubleAnd seat wettingNow all I want to knowIs how to goI’ve tasted blood and I want more

I’ll put up no resistance

I want to stay the distanceI’ve got an itch to scratchI need assistanceTouch-a touch-a touch-a touch meI wanna be dirtyThrill me, chill me, fulfill meCreature of the night

Then if anything growsWhile you poseI’ll oil you upAnd rub you down

Magenta and Columbia Down, down, down!

And that’s just one small fraction

Of the main attractionYou need a friendly handAnd I need actionTouch-a touch-a touch-a touch meI wanna be dirtyThrill me, chill me, fulfill meCreature of the night

Columbia Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch meMagenta I wanna be dirtyColumbia Thrill me, chill me, fulfill meMagenta Creature of the night

Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me

I wanna be dirtyThrill me, chill me, fulfill meCreature of the night

RHPS, of course