Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 28, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Did you watch any televison yesterday? Hobbes: No. Calvin: Gosh, what was yesterday like? I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homiles, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful hand guns, Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think? Hobbes: I think My life is too featherbrained already. Calvin: Of course, if life was really like that, what would we watch on TV?
LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
Reality shows?
yow4zip Premium Member over 10 years ago
Our lives would be narrated by Morgan Freeman.
bmonk about 10 years ago
’cause you get no adrenaline rushes in real life.
bmonk about 10 years ago
I do like the “Road Runner” cartoonish holes.
Me2times. about 4 years ago
How is he not seriously hurt as many times as he runs off of a cliff with his wagon?
76noos about 2 years ago
And how does Calvin’s hair make an imprint on the floor?