Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 20, 1989
December 19, 1989
December 21, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: Hi Mom! I'm making my own newspaper to report the events of our household. Mom: That's nice. Calvin: Now I'm looking for a page one lead story. Can I interview you? Mom: Sure. Calvin: Ok, what are you cutting up there for dinner? Mom: Fish. Clavin; Knife wielding mother hacks ichthyoid! Grim melee is evening ritual! Suburban family devours victim! Mom: Out of the kitchen! Out! Out!
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pirahna_zentian about 14 years ago
cool……..i would like u 4 an interview
Osric250 almost 13 years ago
He’s got a promising career ahead of him as that’s about what news has been reduced to now.
tammsys over 12 years ago
I once made a newspaper sort of thing about my family on the giant whiteboard in our house, but it was boring cause not much happened, I should’ve done what Calvin did :P
yow4zip Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s an icky ichthyoid.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Is the ichthyoid a victim if it’s already deceased and defunct?
noissimbus over 3 years ago
KNIFE WIELDING MOTHER BANISHES CHILD PRODIGY IN DOMESTIC EXCHANGE TURNED HORROR SHOW.