There is an old Gahan Wilson cartoon with a morbidly obese couple sitting on their porch. Their yard is full of fried chicken buckets and they are saying, “Sometimes I wish to God they’d never moved next door.” Similar danger here: 24-hour instant access to pizza could be ruinous.
machpovii3 over 13 years ago
I wish Pap John’s would do that!
fonebalone over 13 years ago
phoning it on this one…
psychlady over 13 years ago
Yeah, a large screen tv and pizza. What more could anyone want?
moe_the_cat over 13 years ago
@psychlady: The TV on the front of the microwave for easier access to the popcorn?
konradh over 13 years ago
There is an old Gahan Wilson cartoon with a morbidly obese couple sitting on their porch. Their yard is full of fried chicken buckets and they are saying, “Sometimes I wish to God they’d never moved next door.” Similar danger here: 24-hour instant access to pizza could be ruinous.
mrnathat over 13 years ago
Doesn’t seem to take up much space!
thekingster over 13 years ago
Better conveniently place a treadmill on the other side of the TV.