Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 10, 1990
Transcript:
Calvin: Hey Dad, can I take the gas can for the lawn mower out in the back yard? Dad: What on Earth for? It's 8:00 at night! Calvin: I want to pour gasoline in big letters on the lawn.....and set fire to it so airplanes can read it as they fly over! Dad: No, you can't do that! Don't be ridiculous! I don't even want to know what he intended to write.
azsxdcfvgbhnjmkl almost 16 years ago
He would of probobly wrote HELP!
ChocPi over 14 years ago
Probably something begging aliens in UFOs to land at his house.
Fies almost 14 years ago
Right, ‘cause he didn’t say “airplanes”.
Given that his dad is the featured parent here, it is probably something nasty about his dad.
Xalder about 10 years ago
“Wanted: Noodles for plan involving a bowl, several spoons, and an elementary school teacher’s desk.”
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
Calvin has grand ideas.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Sometimes a partial plan is enough to tell you it’s not worth trying.
BobTheDuck9999 over 5 years ago
“I have been sold to these freaks six years ago. At 6 AM tommorow, I’ll be outside the house, so feel free to drop some bombs down.”
Odie's best friend almost 3 years ago
HELP BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY MEAN PARENTS is what he wanted to write