Close to Home by John McPherson for July 22, 2011

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    BugDad  over 13 years ago

    talk about tan lines

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    i_am_the_jam  over 13 years ago

    At least for 90% of the body, otherwise, you’d have to do that in a nude beach :P

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    Knightman Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I know some cannibals who would buy that product!

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    runar  over 13 years ago

    Yes. It’s not an allover tan unless that’s a tan-thru suit.

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    except for the ankle and wrist bracelets.

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    battycomic Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Also makes a great rotisserie!

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    oldpine52  over 13 years ago

    “Dizzy, I’m so dizzy my head is spinning” Tommy Roe

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    REDROCKER51  over 13 years ago

    I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE…BUT IT WAS A SEX THING…

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    coffeeturtle  over 13 years ago

    Resembles some instrument of torture!She may end up suffering for this as she gets older…

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 13 years ago

    Oldpine – WOW! What a memory flogger! I have that song on a 45 somewhere in my garage…

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 13 years ago

    Coffee Turtle, I was thinking the same – Setting #1 = roto-tan; Setting #2 = “The Rack + Fry”.

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    comicnut4636  over 13 years ago

    Read Peanuts today, Snoopy has a better and WAAAAAAAY cheaper way of getting an “all over” tan!

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    EricAlder  over 13 years ago

    How often do you have to baste?

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    Lawrence Stetz Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I think the rotary club was selling these.

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